Total Medals Earned: 409 (From 41 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,875 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
You might earn this for winning her affection.
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
That should have been obvious from the start.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/22 (30/200 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 10
Beat Level 11
Beat Level 12
Beat Level 13
Beat Level 14
Beat Level 15
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Beat Level 16
Beat Level 17
Beat Level 18
Beat Level 19
Beat Level 20
Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.
Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (50/150 points)
Survive 40 rounds.
Do it without turrets.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/305 points)
Read all the instructions of the game
Lose against the boss
Watch the credits of the game
Replay the game after completing it in hard mode
???
Defeat the boss and complete the game in normal mode
Get a total score of 2500 or more points in normal mode
Get a total score of 5700 or more points in hard mode, very difficult!
Defeat the boss and complete the game in hard mode
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 15/17 (405/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Catching 10 Baseballs
